Apr
12
- Charlie: Let’s talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?
Dennis: I don’t know. We disposed of the trash in the dumpster last night? What are you doing with it?
Charlie: I am taking it to the furnace.
Mac: We have a furnace?
Charlie: Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?
Dennis: You burn the trash in the furnace?
Charlie: This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.
Dennis: How is burning trash green?
Charlie: Ah, because I’m recycling the trash into heat for the bar, and lot’s of smoke for the bar, giving it that smoky smell that we all like.
Mac: The bar smells like trash.
Dennis: That’s exactly the opposite of green, Charlie.
Charlie: Oh, I’m sorry. Well, I can put the trash into a landfill where it’s gonna stay for millions of years, or I can burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.
Mac: That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.God, I love Charlie.
